Excellent thoughts to ponder

A good friend sent these questions to me a few weeks back and I agree with him; these are some great thoughts to ponder.

If poison passes its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word Scent, the S or the C?

Do twins ever realize that at least one of them is unplanned?  

Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?   

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.   

At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?   

If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?   

Why is the letter d in fridge, but not in refrigerator?   

Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?   

Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?   

Why isn’t a fireman called a water-man?   

How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?  

If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?   

How do you get off a non-stop flight?   

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?   

Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard?  

Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

How come noses run and feet smell?   

Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?   

What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?   

Did you know that if you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When,” you get the answer to each of them?

Did you know our zip code, 31513, is the same if you say it backwards?