“I can’t believe it”

Dear Editor,

Well, what can I say except that “I can’t believe it!” The very week that everyone was so excited about the State Championship Baseball victory, some low-life was in Omega Cemetery stealing a birdbath from the graveside of Donnie and Eulee Nelson. I realize that this letter won’t get the birdbath returned or even get noticed by the thieves because whoever stole it has to be too ignorant to read a newspaper and too lazy to be in a workplace where they might overhear other hardworking folk expressing their disgust at someone stooping so low as to steal from dead people. It is the bottom of the barrel! So let me use this as my way of warning others that no place is safe, not even the graveyard. Please join me in asking City Hall to once again resort to locking the gates at Omega Cemetery.