Columns - Topics from July, 2012
Brahma staredown
I was saddling my young mare for the first time one morning in 1965 when Howard Thornton, a young black boy who lived on our place, came up. He watched as I finished cinching the strap and allowed as how he would like to ride her. I told him he could and as he put his foot in the stirrup he asked if she was gentle. I responded affirmatively but knew darn well I was lying. I had no idea how the roan would react, I only hoped she was gentle. Howard mounted and I handed him the reins and stepped back a couple of steps as the horse started to walk. She took two steps and arched her neck and bucked just enough to throw Howard upward a couple of feet. As his butt was coming down she bucked again as forcefully as she could and met him coming down. Howard was thrown upward and forward over the horse’s head and landed flat on the ground with a ‘Whomp’! He jumped up unhurt, looked at me wide-eyed and said, “Uh Huh, See there! You lied!”
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What now?
Last Friday, a gunman opened fire in a crowded theater in Aurora, Colorado, where moviegoers sat anticipating the latest Batman movie, “The Dark Knight Rises.” He came in an emergency exit and fired into the crowd after tossing tear gas canisters into the room. The result was 12 dead, 58 injured, and many families hurting. The press is calling it the biggest massacre in the history of the United States. From east coast to west, Americans are in a state of shock. We’re praying for the families and injured victims. The whole country is reeling as everyone fishes for a solution to such a horrific problem. What now? How do we prevent this happening again?
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A fairy tale castle
My childhood was filled with enchanting tales of fairy tale castles, dashing princes and beautiful princesses. I had always wanted to visit a real castle. B. J. and I were on a tour through a number of European countries. This select tour was taking us through some of the loveliest lands in the world. We were seeing a lot of gorgeous scenery, dining in fine restaurants, staying in excellent lodging, and, to my delight, visiting some ancient castles.
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A heck of a mesh
I recently had a Yankee friend stop for a few days and I had the privilege to take him out for a walk in midafternoon. Be advised I did this on purpose. I wanted to see his reaction to one of the South’s most celebrated residents, the black gnat; for I knew they were out in force. I believe they are the worse this year they have ever been. I remember my Daddy saying “they won’t bother you if you work hard enough.” What a crock. This was just another ploy of the old timers to get more work out of us young’uns.
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Trivial pursuit
As Larry and I sit watching a television show, it’s not unusual at all for him to pause the show to expound on some inconsistency he’s noticed. For example, Sunday night we were watching “Criminal Minds.” When a character started strapping on his artificial leg, Larry hit the pause button.
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Big government continues
Obamacare is now the law of the land if only by a narrow margin of the vote of the Almighty Nine. The Supreme Court did, however, establish Obamacare as a tax. Our always honest “president” had earlier assured us that it was not a tax. Good, bad or indifferent, the passage of Obamacare is a significant milestone in the continuing growth of big government.
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Georgia’s Grand Ole Opry
I grew up down in the boondocks of Toombs County, Georgia in the tradition of country and southern gospel music. When I was a youngster living in an old but sturdy wood house covered with wood shingles, we had the only radio in the community—a big battery-powered Philco. When you turned the volume up you could hear it loud and clear for a couple of miles around.
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Pistol Packing Mama
I was shelling pecans early one morning when there came a news flash special report. I listened intently because I figured something important had happened somewhere in the world that would merit my attention.
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Waiting for the mail
In this day of internet, phone service cheaper than yesteryear’s, and constant instant communication, the United States Postal Service has slipped from its former position of importance; some people think it cannot survive another decade’s constantly burgeoning technology. I hate to think of its disappearing, for its role is intertwined with the history of this country, with my history and with yours. Consider the songs written about letters—“Return to Sender,” “Letter Edged in Black” and “Dear John”—those are the ones that pop instantly into my mind, but many more exist. I remember waiting for the postman to bring a package, a French pen pal’s letter, and the Sears-Roebuck catalogue, especially at Christmas. Mama ordered books for me in stacks, and they arrived in the mail. The postman was an important man in my life. When I moved to the country, the nomenclature changed.
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All is not lost
Turpentining was king in Georgia for three quarters of a century. For those who don’t know what turpentining is, it is where you remove the bark of a Long Leaf or Slash pine and gather the sap in a tin cup. Once ‘dipped’ from the cup, the sap was placed in fifty gallon barrels and carried to Filtered Rosin in Douglas for distilling. We had our own still for fifty years but I only remember it operating once when the old timers including my Grandfather and Great Uncle Dan distilled some winter scrape, just to show us how it was done.
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Politics and priorities
Last Thursday night I decided at the last minute to attend the political forum at the high school auditorium. Frankly, I’d been thinking about it all week and couldn’t make up my mind. Far too often politicians tell you exactly what they think you want to hear, but as soon as they get in office, they forget everything they promised you. They can’t even remember your name. I knew that if that scenario were planned for the evening, I’d do better to stay home and read Margaret Atwood. At least I’d be entertained. However, since I haven’t yet completely made up my mind about which candidates to vote for, I drove off to town. Maybe I’d learn something to help me decide about those last couple of offices.
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Tree troubles grow
Tuesday, two weeks removed from our Hackberry tree calamity, B. J. and I were attending our regular Weight Watchers meeting in the hopes of finding some new inspiration to drop pounds when my cell phone rang. On the other end of our wireless connection was our nextdoor neighbor, Ruth Barker. She excitedly announced: “A big limb of our Hackberry tree next to you broke off and fell on your Hackberry tree in your back yard and broke some limbs off it and it is on the top of your house!”
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